Make it without the buffalo for an equally good vegan chili!
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1/3 - 1/2 lb ground buffalo
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2 cans Aduki beans (or black)
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1 cup cherry tomatoes, halved
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1/2 - 3/4 cup tomato or BBQ sauce
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juice of 1 fresh lemon
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4 large cloves of garlic
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Spices: dried or fresh oregano & basil; paprika; chipotle or cayenne; MARJORAM
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sea salt
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sunflower oil
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olive oil
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The Meat
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Pour 2 tbsp of olive oil into a medium-large pot.
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Dump the beans, tomoatoes, tomato/bbq sauce, and lemon juice into it.
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Add 2 tbsp each of basil, oregano, and MARJORAM.
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Half-cover and put it on low heat.
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Stir occasionally with disinterest.
The Matter
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Reverently throw El Buffalo into a bowl. Weep silently for a moment.
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Sobbing, crush the living hell out of the garlic and unite it with the buffalo.
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Immolate it up with a tsp of chipotle/cayenne. Less if you're scared.
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Add a tbsp of paprika and a tbsp or sea salt.
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Stir continuously, gyrating your hips in opposition to the stirring motion of your spoon.
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Sear it at med-high heat until it starts to get brown like me. Leave some redness.
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Dump it into the Big Bubblin' Pot o' Beans.
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Go wash your hands. They smell of dead thing.
Exceptional Additions:
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If you are brave and love garlic, then put a few whole cloves into the mix. If you remove the green sprout from the cloves, the stinkiness will be reduced and you will become somewhat more attractive to buffalo vampires.
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Beer. I hate it. Put in half a bottle of Guinness anyway.
Let the whole thing simmer for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally so nothing gross forms on the bottom of the pot.
Don't forget the marjoram!